if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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