If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
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They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
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I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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