just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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