so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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