dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
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the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
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Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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