i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
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i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
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I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I did not marry a roomba.
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