I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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