According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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