When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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