i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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