I swear she didn't look like that last week.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
