what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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