I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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