and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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