what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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