well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Randomize
