i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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