What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
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I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
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There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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