I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
she peed on how many people?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
You took a bar mat shot.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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