Rock
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I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
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They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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