guys are only as good as the porn they watch
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
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Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
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The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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