So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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