I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
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You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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