can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
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would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
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Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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