i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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