pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
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Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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