I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
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