these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
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tequila makes me forget i have legs
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
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My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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