Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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