brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
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We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
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