mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
why is half of my head shaved?
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