Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
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I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
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You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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