I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
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HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
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At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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