This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
How many fucks given?
0.12846
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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