big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I love you. Go after that dick
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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