BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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