i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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