how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
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I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
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I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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