dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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