Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
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Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
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I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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