That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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