Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
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i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
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Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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