I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
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white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
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Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
how drunk are you?
Several
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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