But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i will never coherently bang her
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
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Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
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She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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