Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
It's shark week go big or go home
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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