in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
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You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
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I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
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