just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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