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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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