Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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