Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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