I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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