I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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