Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
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We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
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Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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