I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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