How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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